$35,000 IS NOT ENOUGH FOR THIS OUTRAGE

An Albany mother claims she was left ���angry��� and ���betrayed��� when the apple pie she thought she was buying from a local ShopRite turned out to be a cherry pie, leading her daughter to get sick when she ate a piece of it, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday in Albany County Supreme Court.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, who says "Hard to imagine the pain.")