I'm about to make your day 7x iller

First off, I just spend the last 24 hours battling a computer virus. Or as roommate Jeff Burk tells me, not a virus, because actual computer viruses don't really hit computers anymore.  So malware.  It wouldn't let me open FL Studio to finish the beat I was half-done with when the virus hit, and kept opening up porno.com and porno.org, spliced in with some "Cure Erectile Dysfunction!" sites.  But I killed it, valiantly.  I feel like a gladiator.

There's actual reasons I started typing this. ...