Another Excuse from Evolutionists for Why Aliens Don���t Exist

Why haven���t we found aliens yet? After all, we���ve spent millions and millions of dollars searching the skies for signs of life. And yet . . . nothing. But the reason we haven���t found aliens yet is because climate change killed all the aliens. No, wait, it���s because we were created in a laboratory by an advanced alien race. Oh no, sorry, we have found aliens because octopuses are actually alien lifeforms. No, wait, we haven���t found aliens because . . .

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