2 Poems from my Recently Published Collection, “My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses”

Below are 2 poems from my recently released humorous collection, “My Friend’s Robot Girlfriend and Other Humorous Verses”, followed by links to the book on Amazon.

 

 

I awoke to a very loud knocking,

In bed with the beautiful Miss Hocking.

She said, “I can not pretend

That I don’t have a boyfriend!”

I said, “Is that him knocking, Hocking?”

 

—

 

When a young lady named Kate

Said, “Kevin, you really do procrastinate!”

I said, “I beg your pardon!

But I am doing this garden!

But perhaps the garden...