Loki A to Z (TV) ������������
���I would not be the villain that thou think'st���
A is for Absurd. ���Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said.������What?������Sign this, too.������Oh, this is absurd.���
B is for Bad. ���You see, I know something children don't.������What's that?������That no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.���
C is for Clever. ���You're very clever.������I know.���
D is for Dagger. ���So, you didn't try to stab him?������Certainly not. Take no offense, my friends, but blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery.���
E is for Expert. ���So let's bring in an expert.������That's me.���
F is for Frigga. ���You know, when I was young, she'd do these little bits of magic for me. Like turn a flower into a frog, or cast fireworks over the water. It all seemed impossible. But she told me that one day, I'd be able to do it too because... because I could do anything.���
G is for Get. ���Come and get me!���
H is for Hel. ���Is this Hel? Am I dead?���
I is for ���I live within whatever path I choose.���
J is for Jet skis. ���I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline... that would create a branch for sure.������It'd be fun though.������Yeah. It'd be really fun.���
K is for Kind. ���We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.������They're the lesser kind, to be clear.���
L is for Love. ���OK, look. You don't trust me. You can trust one thing. I love to be right.���
M is for Magic. ���That was me using magic to dry my clothes. So I don't announce myself with every squeaky footstep like the rest of you.���
N is for Nightmare. ���This is a nightmare.���
O is for Off the Rainbow Bridge. ���I could go down to Asgard before Ragnarok causes its complete destruction, and I could do anything I wanted. I could, let's say, push the Hulk off the Rainbow Bridge.���
P is for Plead. ���Madam, a god doesn't plead.���
Q is for Quip. ���I don't have a quip. I've got nothing to say.���
R is for Robot. ���Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?���
S is for Stab. ���I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.���
T is for Throne. ���How about this one? My army, my throne.���
U is for Understand. ���Now I understand why Thor found this so annoying.���
V is for Variants. ���Ah, hello. Which one of us are you?���
W is for Wolf. ���We have a saying in Asgard. Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near.���
X is for eXhausting. ���Did you watch any of the training videos you were supposed to?������Well, as many as I could stand. Your TVA propaganda is exhausting.���
Y is for You. ���Mock me if you dare.���
Z is for Zzzz.
��� William Shakespeare
Today's blog post is the sequel to an A to Z that I created a couple of years ago for Loki, the legendary God of Mischief and my favourite fictional character. It's just for fun���or perhaps mischief would be a better word ����. Loki is complicated, unpredictable, and very smart. It's no wonder so many different authors have given the character a starring role in their stories. You can find my previous A to Z here, and I hope you enjoy the updated version! Thank you very much for visiting my blog ����.
A is for Absurd. ���Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said.������What?������Sign this, too.������Oh, this is absurd.���B is for Bad. ���You see, I know something children don't.������What's that?������That no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.���C is for Clever. ���You're very clever.������I know.���D is for Dagger. ���So, you didn't try to stab him?������Certainly not. Take no offense, my friends, but blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery.���E is for Expert. ���So let's bring in an expert.������That's me.���F is for Frigga. ���You know, when I was young, she'd do these little bits of magic for me. Like turn a flower into a frog, or cast fireworks over the water. It all seemed impossible. But she told me that one day, I'd be able to do it too because... because I could do anything.���G is for Get. ���Come and get me!���H is for Hel. ���Is this Hel? Am I dead?���I is for ���I live within whatever path I choose.���J is for Jet skis. ���I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline... that would create a branch for sure.������It'd be fun though.������Yeah. It'd be really fun.���K is for Kind. ���We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.������They're the lesser kind, to be clear.���L is for Love. ���OK, look. You don't trust me. You can trust one thing. I love to be right.���M is for Magic. ���That was me using magic to dry my clothes. So I don't announce myself with every squeaky footstep like the rest of you.���N is for Nightmare. ���This is a nightmare.���O is for Off the Rainbow Bridge. ���I could go down to Asgard before Ragnarok causes its complete destruction, and I could do anything I wanted. I could, let's say, push the Hulk off the Rainbow Bridge.���P is for Plead. ���Madam, a god doesn't plead.���Q is for Quip. ���I don't have a quip. I've got nothing to say.���R is for Robot. ���Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?���S is for Stab. ���I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.���T is for Throne. ���How about this one? My army, my throne.���U is for Understand. ���Now I understand why Thor found this so annoying.���V is for Variants. ���Ah, hello. Which one of us are you?���W is for Wolf. ���We have a saying in Asgard. Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near.���X is for eXhausting. ���Did you watch any of the training videos you were supposed to?������Well, as many as I could stand. Your TVA propaganda is exhausting.���Y is for You. ���Mock me if you dare.���Z is for Zzzz.
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