Five Easy-To-Remember Workplace Rules for the Monday After Thanksgiving

1) Please stop asking me about my Thanksgiving.  I ate food.

2) Please don't tell me about your Thanksgiving.   It probably looked a lot like mine.

3) Please don't smile and pat your stomach and tell me you ate too much.  If you can't stop shoving things in your mouth, that's a personal issue.

4)  No, I didn't watch the football game.  And no, I don't want you to re-enact any of the plays.

5)  While were at it, please never tell me about your weekend.  We have weekends so can avoid each other. ...