WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION? All advice...

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN THIS SITUATION? 

All advice fails except this: Never trust anything that is orange that has eyes. 

You might also try bacon as a bookmark. Be proud of your double standards because it is really hard to exist, especially in the City of Ids. 

A man on the sidewalk said to an upset boy: “You know exactly what you’re doing. You’re making bad choices. Hey! One more of those and that’ll be another five minutes.” He took the boy’s hand and a sports utility vehicle ran over an empty plastic bottle. The bottle exploded. The cap shot off and hit a woman in the head and the boy sang, “Plip plop goes the poop!”

We ruin everything we like by just trying to get there.