Just one of those days

Excuse me, Mr. Author?
Yes, Kaylee, what is it?
Well, I'm in this scene here.
Yes, you are. It's an important scene.
But, the thing is, this scene takes place on Thursday afternoon.
That is correct. Is there a problem?
And I'm supposed to have been watching Hyperion for a while.
Yes?
Well, it's just that it takes place on a Thursday afternoon in early October. Why aren't I in school?
%#$^!@#$^@$^! Um, I'll get back to you.