Identify...

Friend 1: “What were you thinking about just then?”

Friend 2: “Just wondering how society will be like if people started identifying as a different age. ‘I’m 75 but I identify as 18’, ‘I’m 22 but I identify as 40’, or ‘I’m 38 but I identify as 12’. Stuff like that.”

Friend 1: “You’re mad.”

Friend 2: “Yes, but I identify as sane.”