"Have we met?"

Here's a moment from the first time Buffy's mother, Joyce, officially meets Buffy's vampire nemesis, Spike:

Joyce [pleasantly:]: Have we met?
Spike: Um, you hit me with an axe one time.
[Joyce looks confused:]
Spike: Remember? [helpfully brandishes imaginary axe:] "Get the hell away from my daughter! Rawr!!!"

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