“Oh yeah! I better check my cages!”

39. Eternal Bliss – Christopher Fahy

All Bliss Marshall did was be successful and talented and beautiful and it attracted madness. Bliss is attending Bowdoin and trying to keep a career and a college education going at the same time. It’s not very easy and she’s obviously a bit tired. What she didn’t know was she was going to get quite the break in the form of being kidnapped by her stalker, Alan Swan. Alan, like many stalkers who take the step of kidnapping the object of their obsession, does not get what he thought he was getting when he kidnapped and imprisoned Bliss. He gets upset. Because Bliss is a person, one who has a stage name even, and not the ideal of womanhood he thought she was. Alan has many meltdowns over this, which did not surprise me at all. There is a saying about not meeting your idols, Alan.

 

You can get pignapped for being young and adorable and talented? Belvedere didn’t know.