People Share Their Worst First Date by Miss Know It All

Miss Know It All

We asked folksto share their worst first date. Some will have you rolling on the floorlaughing, while others will leave you gasping.

 

My date was 40minutes late, so I left. Much later, I get a bunch of texts and posts about howI was a horrible person and a slut for not waiting for him.

 

I went to gopick her up and while chatting at her place we ended up staying just talkingfor about 50 minutes. I actually need 50 minutes because I timed it. Sheliterally spoke for 48 minutes straight about her mental illnesses, herex-boyfriend, family drama, falling out with her friends, and everything that wasgoing wrong with her life she shared with me. Mind you, this was the first timeshe and I met in person.

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I met thisgirl. She was a local in our town. I decided why not she is cute so I will talkto her. From the moment, I started talking to her, she was rude and had ageneral distaste for men. I stopped talking to her, and then it was like a splitpersonality. She would then be nice and say sorry for how she acted, well a bitof back and forth of this and she wore me down. I am the one that agreed to a"date" just to shut her up. It was the most awkward "date"because I was just waiting for her to explode. We only talked for a few hoursand then I was like, "well this was nice, but I have to get up early forwork tomorrow. Maybe we can do this again." Therefore, I left. The nextmorning there was an explosion with her calling me every name in the book andbeing very insulting as if she had a genuine hate of men. I blocked her andnever felt better. LOL

 

One time, after a date, rather than a kiss or a hug, a manshook my hand. It was very sad and limp.

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I do not know if this counts since it was hours after ourdate, but the man I went on a date with got a little too intoxicated and woundup falling asleep during intercourse. I mean DURING intercourse. 

 

Met a man at the bar, knew he was older but was not sure howmuch older. We wound up hitting it off, and I went home with him. He had toldme his kids were home but sleeping soundly. Turns out, he had several kids, hisoldest being 19 (I was 21 at the time). Long story short, I went to highschool with two of his kids. I literally snuck out of his window in case theyrecognized me.

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Woke up at a man’s house and he offered me a shirt (so niceright? Chivalry is not dead… so I thought.) Anyway, he was in his closet forlike 10 minutes. I was as confused, as to why he was taking so long to pick out ashirt. That is when he turned to me and said, “I just can’t find a shirt thatscreams, ‘See you never.’” I have never been so humbled.

 

After what I thought was a lovely date, I dropped him off athis house. He got out of my car, turned around, and threw a whole ass PhillyCheesesteak and a large Dr. Pepper at my face through the window. Turns out, hewas on drugs. I sent him to rehab. There was no second date.