My Apologies to Shakespheare

Yikes! I opened the radio show yesterdayin a most colorful and yet totallyunintended way. I had plans tosay something cute about it being Talk Like Shakespeare Day. Towards that end, I opened my mouth tosay, “Why fore shalt thou not join me on yon radio show?” INSTEAD, I heard myself begin with, “Why _______”(insert rather crude word that rhymes with cart and smart and has to do with being gasey!)My board man lost it and I did, too. Color me embarrassed, again. Here’s a link to the weekly pod...