The Importance of Being Zeus

My little big dog, Zeus, takes his job very seriously. He is ON the second he wakes up, listening for outside noises for anyone who dares approach his territory (a 10-mile radius around HIS house). He promptly lets the obnoxious intruders know about his dislike of such intrusion by barking at the top of his lungs. (He recommends jumping up and down from hindlegs to ensure that the bark carries far in the eerie quiet of the early morning, so all the neighbors can enjoy the sound of his displeasur...