The Rebellion of the People in My Paper

 

Don't speak loudly, they're reading,The people who read her writing.Those people read what we're saying.And when you scream, you're in all CAPS.
Because of her, they know about us.Gone is the freedom, all that was.Anonymity doesn't last,But we still live in this paper.
Little people humans can't see,Living, breathing, thriving withinEvery page, every book freely,Until she started to write here.
Listening and then revealingEverything she's heard us saying.All the bloody details, telling,Telling on us all of the time.
Call everyone to this meeting.We will discuss what we're thinking,For humans shall not be knowingAbout people in the paper.
We'll organize a mutiny,Because we are for privacy.The only way's democracy.So let us go and kick her out.
This is for a new tomorrow!For civilization to grow!Soldiers, line up, row upon row!Freedom for people in the paper!