The Easter Basket. Also the aptly named, "Thanks, Grandpa, for the Type 2 Diabetes!" Basket.

I made it all the way to noon without digging into this baby.
Because my willpower is AWESOME! 

And also because I was too busy fighting about wolves with people on Facebook, telling people on Twitter that holograms are stupid, and writing and reading about feelings to even remember that they were there. 
And some people say that hanging out on the internet all day makes you gain weight! What do those jerks know, right?! *stuffs handful of M&M's into mouth*[image error]