"Beast of Burden" TRANSLATED

    I shan't be your mule.  I have a broad, muscular torso but at present it is in pain.  The only item on my personal agenda is to have sexual intercourse with you.
    I shan't be your mule.  I have trekked a great distance and as a result have developed painful arches.  To reiterate: the only item on my personal agenda is to have sexual intercourse with you.
    Am I sufficiently rigid?  Am I sufficiently coarse?  Am I sufficiently wealthy?  I am not completely visually impaired.
    I shan't be your mule.  Let's return to our residence and close the drapes.  There are tunes playing on the wireless.  Please have sexual intercourse with me.
    Oh, my diminutive close female associate.  Fetching, fetching, fetching, fetching young women.  You're a fetching, fetching, fetching, fetching, fetching, fetching young woman.  Fetching, fetching, such a fetching, fetching, fetching young woman.  Oh, my sweet, I beg of you, I beg of you.
    I will say this: I would gladly have you evict me, and evict me even if I were unshod, if you would also evict me from my despair.  I can siphon off your illness.  Or just pelt me with it and I will deflect it handily.  However, I am dumbfounded as regards your continued insistence that I am not the type of gentleman whom you find attractive.