The Worms...

Suppose someone asks you, "Why are always by yourself, watching weird movies and shows from dawn till dusk, and reading creepy books?"

In times like these, just imagine you're in one of those classic B&W murd*r-mystery movies. Now, adopt a deep, dark, mysterious tone of voice and say, "Because if I am forced to go out into the world, I will end up murd*ring a lot of people. Successfully, I might add."

They will never bother you again. And if they persist, just live up to your own promise and get rid of them. The worms in the soil won't mind. In fact they'll be grateful. The worms, I mean.