Friday Funnies: Lost in Thought ...
Hello my happy people,
I hope the weather is getting warmer wherever you are. I am freezing my bits off here in Germany. I am about to the point where I would be shocked if I saw the sun again. I have been so busy lately, I'm worn out. I am behind on a few things, shocking ... I know. We have dinner out with friends tomorrow night and I have to get laundry done then too. I still have a lot to write on Family Ties to finish that up and I have three interviews coming up to prep for including reading some of their work, not to mention I want to write two more books this year after family ties and we are going to Italy next month so P.R. can become a Godfather again (that sounds more ominous that intended lol ) ... I feel tired just thinking about it all. So let's get to the jokes.
Have a great weekend people!
DianneLet's change thing up and try some one liners ...
The best way to make holy water is to boil the hell out of it! A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, ‘Is this stool taken?’ If you are ever in a fight with a bunch of clowns, go for the juggler. I heard the man who invented Velcro just died, may he R I P! The Earth's rotation really makes my day. Look, I'd like to be Frank with you, but to do that I’d have to change my name. Are people born with photographic memories, or does that take time to develop? Jokes about Communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them. I love science ... Geology rocks, but Geography’s where it’s really at. My brother's bakery burned down last night, his business is toast now. A Latin magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘Uno, dos…” and then he was gone! He disappeared without a tres.And last but not least ...
12. My husband just bought me a universal remote control and I thought, "Oh my God, this changes everything!"
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