The 2009 Cavalcade of Weird and Unusual Nativities

When last heard from the wise men and friends were last seen circling Bethlehem, unaware that the holy family had been sealed inside a crystal ball overtop the village by a giant angel named Gloria.


Ah, who doesn't want to place the holy family in a peppermint creche complete with zippy the wonder elf as the angel. And in case you were wondering, apparently the candy cane was truly the first Shepherd's crook.



"uhm, I'd say he was about this long."