I Want a House

I want a house, a house that talks
Personality of its own, it always rocks
Two floors, three floors
Every day I open at least thirty doors
Plenty of chores
Comfortable for a million snores
I want a house, a house with two hats
Eight times, six times, sunshine each gets
Pointed roofs, steep roofs
I hear plenty snow and all of Rudolph’s hoofs
All of us are goofs
I grow old where, a fulfilling life’s proofs
I want a house, a house with stairs
One up, the other down, operate in pairs
Big backyard, Small frontyard
Rest there, relax where, life can be hard
Wildflowers on guard
Have time on hand, I am not a Picard
I want a house, a house that is old
It has a character, that is really bold
Shiny wood, hardwood
I can slide, when I am in that mood
Yup it’ll be good
Admire my house, admire you should
I want a house, a house that is a friend
It’ll be with me, till the very end
Books, with amazing hooks
A roomful of tall shelves, even in the nooks
A sliding ladder swoops
My house, my friend, we are two crooks
I want a house, a house that talks
I want a house, devoid of any locks
I want a house, a house that always rocks
I want a house, part of the best blocks
I want a house, a house that each knocks
I want a house, that attract many blokes