Nine

On this day 47 years ago, at 5.02am, I was introduced to this world, kicking, screaming, crying, and probably shitting myself.

So this morning I set my alarm for 5.02am, to see if I felt anything special, maybe a moment of clarity at something that happened 47 years ago to that very minute, but alas, nothing. I went back to sleep, and woke up just over an hour later.

I went to the gym, got a free birthday cake from Gregg’s, had a nice walk around my town, and came home to put my pajamas on...