What the Tin Foil Hat and the Wooden Cross Have in Common

The definition of conspiracy it is a belief that some sinister but influential organization is responsible for events. A conspiracy theorist, then is one who researches, analyzes, and exposes events that validate or at least partially validate this belief. I argue that this definition fits not only the conspiracy theorists for whom it was designed, but Christians as well, and in many cases the two terms are interchangeable.

Over the past couple of years, we have seen conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory come true or partially true. From people dying suddenly to the fifteen-minute city to a New World Order, yesterdays’ conspiracy theorist has indeed become today’s prophet.

Christians have also predicted many of the same things conspiracy theorists have. Most notably, forces in Geneva (Revelation 2:13) ushering in a New World Order and exerting control over everyone with the Mark of the Beast, an ID that will provide a citizen with access to finances and services. Conspiracy theorists have also warned about this digital ID, and now it’s here. See: https://www.globalgovernmentforum.com...

Both Christians and conspiracy theorists believe there is evil in the world and that it is after us. Both are trying to wake up a somnolent population and rescue them from demise. Both are persecuted for their beliefs. Both spend countless hours reading and researching, only to be judged by people who do neither. Both also have no problems going against accepted narratives (Jesus was executed for doing so), and both are open to believing in things they cannot necessarily experience with the five senses.

Conspiracy theorists have Alex Jones and podcasters while Christians have a Bible full of individuals who by todays’ standards sported tinfoil hats. I’m sure Moses looked a little strange building a boat in the middle of nowhere. Screaming about a worldwide flood when you live in the ancient equivalent of Kansas does have a tendency to make others think you’re cuckoo.

Perhaps Jesus, when he declared the temple could be rebuilt in 3 days seemed a lunatic. Correction, he did seem crazy, because the Jewish leadership replied “Forty and six years was this temple in building, and thou wilt raise it up?” John 2:19-21. Translation: you’re nuts, Jesus. GTFO with that! And yet he rose again.

Then there’s the greatest conspiracy theorist of all, St. John who lived his final days on the penal Island of Patmos. Perhaps to the Romans he looked a senile curmudgeon, one who’s ramblings about locusts with the faces of men and zombie horse riders were sure to remain parked in the annals of dementia, but his prophecies have circumnavigated the globe, and more and more every day it seems that St. John-senile or not-was onto something (See the book of Revelations for St. john’s conspiracy theories).

If you don’t know a conspiracy theorist or Christian, now is the time to get to know one. No, they’re not always right. In fact, the good ones hate being right and are willing-often times happy-to admit when they’re not, but they can help you prepare for potential emergency scenarios. With the world on the edge of WWIII and our food supply severely threatened. It’s better to be prepared and have something not happen than to have it happen and not be prepared.

I happen to be both a conspiracy theorist and Christian, and I’m always happy to have new friends. My following grows every day, so it may take me some time to get back to you, but I will do so. I will also do my best to keep you updated with blog entries I find important for surviving the veritable s#$$t show we call the modern world.
Thanks for reading. As always, be strong and infidel on!