The Onion Asks Conservatives Why They Despise Drag Culture, Ryan Field Books

 The Onion Asks Conservatives Why They Despise Drag Culture

Before I get into this article, I'd like to state that I have known many drag performers in my time and none of them could stand kids. For that matter, most of the gay men I have known can't stand kids. So where all this drag story hour with kids comes from I honestly don't know. I have never known a single drag queen who wanted to read stories to noisy, sticky fingered little kids. 

With that said, The Onion, which is mostly satire, deci...