A Monday Panzerism

 Panzer on jokes:
Pnazer: Knock. Knock.
Mom: Hmm?
Panzer: Knock. Knock.
Mom: Hmm? What?
Panzer: I say, Knock. Knock. And You say, Who's there?

Mom: Okay. Knock. Knock.
There's a first time for everything.*.
Panzer: Who's there?
Mom: It's me, Mom. You've known me your whole life, Panzer.
Panzer: What? Wait!  I mean, what? Hey! What happened?



*From Cat Wisdom for humans