Crazy Farm Plan Grows Teeth — Part Two

So, the reason I had a Crazy Farm Plan was lost in the craziness of Crazy Farm Plan. Every time I whined for CFP, I was actually sending myself a message that I did not receive because I am about as self aware as a Little Devil Potted Meat Food Product.

Also, because I was distracted by pastoral fantasies involving goats frolicking amongst the chickens and growing my own mad vines of lush zucchini that might well TAKE OVER THE WORLD with relentless squashy manifest destiny. Zuchini are like...