The Very Hungry Pupperino
On Monday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a sofa.
On Tuesday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a set of six mahogany dining chairs.
On Wednesday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate a small semi-detached ex-Local-Authority house in Cromer, Norfolk.
On Thursday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate the award-winning Georgian market town of Holt, Norfolk.
On Friday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate 4,000 Holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.
On Saturday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate the Chernobyl nuclear power station and acquired remarkable superpowers.
On Sunday, the Very Hungry Pupperino ate Vladimir Putin, and there was Much Rejoicing.
On Monday, the Very Hungry Pupperino visited the vet who made her sick it all up again. After that she felt much better.
(Picture by Denise Reynolds at Glaven Veterinary Practice, Holt. With apologies to Eric Carle’s The Very Hungry Caterpillar).
