ANN COULTER NEEDS TO GET LAID

Beginning to think there's something to the Seinfeld theory that certain women are afflicted with a peculiar paralysis of the brain when abstaining from sex. Remember the episode where Elaine Benes is suddenly transformed into a drooling idiot because she ain't gettin' her freak on? Judging from the sudden nosedive her I.Q.'s taken, seems poor Ann Coulter is suffering from a seriously protracted case of coitus interruptus. Why else would she tell Bill O'Reilly the Trayvon Martin tragedy could've been avoided if MORE people had access to guns -- and urged "blacks" in particular to arm themselves immediately (sooner, if possible)?

That's right. Ann thinks if we all went strapped like the Clantons & the Earps, the world would be a much safer place -- certainly there'd be fewer gun-realted deaths. Forget the fact that we live in a country where more people own more guns than anywhere else on the planet, and the number of gun-related homicides continue to escalate year after year; or that the U.S. gun homicide rate is 20 times higher than that of 22 of our western neighbors combined. Ann's right. Much like the Obama stimulus, it's not a matter of too much, but too little. We simply haven't thrown enough guns at the problem! Ever notice how cooperative and polite people are when they're staring down the barrel of a shotgun? Let's face it. Guns bring out the best in people. (Isn't that right Mr. Zimmerman?)