Jokes From A 5-Year-Old

My daughter comes home from school everyday and tells me a joke she heard at school. I love them because they are witty and clean! For some reason I felt that today was a perfect joke-telling day. So here we go…answers are at the bottom. Don’t peek!

1. What kind of room has no walls, no doors, no ceilings and no floors?

2. What kind of witch can be found in the desert?

3. What kind of band doesn’t play music?

4. What kind of dog can tell time?

5. Why are fish so smart?

6. What kind of key doesn’t fit inside of a lock?

7. Where did the sheep go to get his haircut?

8. What has eyes but cannot see?

9. What has teeth but cannot eat?

10. What did one wall say to the other wall?