Oh No! It’s Happened Again!

My watch, wishing me a Happy Birthday.

This morning, my Vivofit Activity Tracker, which I use primarily as a watch, wished me a happy birthday. This was doubly surprising: first of all, up until then, I hadn’t realized it was my birthday, and secondly, I had already opened my Smartphone, and that had NOT wished me a happy birthday. You’d think my Smartphone would be smarter than my watch, especially as it is so smug about being smart that it includes Smart in its name.

The third thing I di...