The Small Time

Prince Harry sits in a chair and whinges to a ghost writer - 'his' book sells millions. Meanwhile people who can actually write sell handfuls of books. Who ever said life was fair.

Hobart Books has been running for two years now. By this point I expected us to have an office suite in the Chrysler Building, a personal jet and a corporate yacht for entertaining celebrities.

That has not happened.

Instead I am setting myself up as a market trader.

It's all more Rodney Trotter than Alan Sugar but if it means we sell books then so be it.

Now, where did I put that pasting table?