whispersfrom221b: John: Thanks for ruining another relati...

John: Thanks for ruining another relationship.

Sherlock: Did she end it?

John: Yeah, thanks to you.

Sherlock: Great.

John: Great? Do you have any idea how hard it is to date someone when your flatmate is constantly crashing your dates?

Sherlock: And do you have any idea how hard it is to date when the person you’re trying to date is already in the next relationship barely a second after the previous one ended?

John: What do you mean?

Sherlock: You understood me perfectly well.

John: Wait. Where are you going?

Sherlock: Bart’s, Molly has some interesting kidneys for me. Dinner at seven at Angelo’s? Try to be single when you arrive.