I Believe In Dad Jokes

Yes I do.I believe in Dad Jokes because I have been doing them way before I even had kids.They were called "awful" back then.But now my corny jokes are acceptable among the populace and my family because they fall under that comedic category and worldwide phenomena called,"Dad Jokes!"Let me show you what I mean. An old friend saw me at the library yesterday and asked, "Jim you like to read? Do you have any favorite books?" I said, "Yes. 1984." He replied, "Wow, that's a lot!" Where do zombies go to swim? - The Dead Sea. I went to see my Doctor today and told her, "Doc, I think I'm addicted to Tik Tok!" My Doctor said, "Sorry, I don't follow you."
What do you get when you add a Christmas tree to an iPhone? - A Pine-Apple!
What did the zero say to the number eight? - Nice belt 
 This is,I Have Pages Of This StuffAnd Half Of Them I Made Up MyselfJim Hauenstein And,  That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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