Dear Don Draper, Stop Ignoring Me

Dear Don Draper,

I worry that you may not be getting these letters. I have yet to receive a response, and after seeing last night's episode, I'm convinced that either the mail isn't arriving or you're willfully ignoring my advice. Especially the stuff about smoking. I mean, cancer is one thing, but watching you light up with a hundred-plus fever and a hacking cough made my own tonsils burn and balloon.

The bad news from the future is there's still no cure for the common flu. Or maybe there is but Big Pharma won't let us have it. However, we do know this: despite what your ads may say, cigarette smoke doesn't soothe a sore throat. Shocking, I know. Try some Halls and a neti pot.

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