Survival Checklist: The First 5 Things to Do in a Zombie Apocalypse

The following is an important message from the Minister of Emergency Preparedness:

We have reason to believe that a zombie apocalypse is likely to occur in the near future, possibly within the next few weeks. As a result, we are urging citizens to prepare and have created a helpful checklist to aid in those efforts. Below, you will find our official survival checklist, which outlines the first five things you should do if and when a zombie apocalypse occurs.

Survival Checklist: First Thing...