And it's only eleven-thirty...
We were all ordered to meet in the hanger this morning at 07:30 because apparently the CO wanted to talk to us. What with all the changes going on in the military after the budget cuts -- some of us losing our jobs, our pensions, etc--we assumed he was going to address these issues.
Wrong. Surprise mandatory urine testing for drugs.
I reported where I was told and informed to "Wash you hands, pee in the cup, wash your hands again, and bring the cup back here."
When I returned, he said, "Wow, that was quick. You must have really had to go." Because that's what passes for humour in the military, even among the tech trades.
I told him, "Are you kidding me? I'm old. I could go again in ten minutes if you want me to."
Anyway, about ten minutes later when I had to go to the washroom again, I walked in and there was some private standing at the urinal, so I yelled, "Stop! You're wasting it!"
Which, come to think of it, is not something one man should ever say to another who has his zipper down and…never mind.
Wrong. Surprise mandatory urine testing for drugs.
I reported where I was told and informed to "Wash you hands, pee in the cup, wash your hands again, and bring the cup back here."
When I returned, he said, "Wow, that was quick. You must have really had to go." Because that's what passes for humour in the military, even among the tech trades.
I told him, "Are you kidding me? I'm old. I could go again in ten minutes if you want me to."
Anyway, about ten minutes later when I had to go to the washroom again, I walked in and there was some private standing at the urinal, so I yelled, "Stop! You're wasting it!"
Which, come to think of it, is not something one man should ever say to another who has his zipper down and…never mind.
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