Overkill...

When I stepped outside my apartment, I spotted a small city of cobwebs along my doorframe, and spidery residents living there rent-free. I couldn't help but feel something witchy-sorcerous was going on.

Just when I was about to smile from mildly sinister glee, a neighbour spotted me. He stood staring as if for an explanation he wasn't owed. So I said to him, "I haven't taken down my Halloween decorations yet."

I slipped back inside my apartment, played the 'Omen Damien' soundtrack on full volume and beamed as I heard the neighbour scurry upstairs as if his life depended on it.

I muttered to myself, "These are the moments that make life worth living", before I carefully placed another human sacrifice onto my demon summoning circle. talk about overkill.