The “Convoluted [Spoiler] in Space Movie” 65 trailer.

You’ll figure it out quick. I mean, shoot, they give it away right on the loading screen. But I’m gonna be nice and allow as much surprise as I can.

I’m fine with the central conceit, mind you. The science is gonna be wonky, but that’s a tradition with this particular genre of flick. The directors know why you want to watch 65, after all. It’s because you wanna see guns and [spoilers]. And there’s nothing wrong with that.