Write like Palin!

Slate is hosting a writing contest in which readers are asked to write like Sarah Palin. 

Brilliant. 

I wish I knew who at Slate should be credited with this idea.  The goal is to write a sentence that could be mistaken for one from her book.  The deadline is Wednesday. 

Slate defines the Palin style as "multiple references to local flora and fauna, heavy use of PSAT vocabulary, slightly defensive tone, difficult-to-parse meaning." 

They also provide an example of such a sentence. ...