Critical Monkey Entry #4 — Left Behind: Ouch! My soul!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please take your seats for the main event!

In this corner, wearing the beige tights and the quizzical look on his face, the always intense and banana enthusiast Critical Monkey! *Wild applause*

And in this corner, wearing the 'what were we thinking?' eighties ensemble, former television sitcom teen heart-throb turned wacko beyond human comprehension (and also banana enthusiast) Kirk Cameron! *Somewhat more muted applause*

Watch as these two titans battle it ...