Doing My Laundry by Jhaegar Holdburn

DOING MY LAUNDRY
by Jhaegar Holdburn
(review by Jhaegar Holdburn)

Jumpin' Christ, what happened to my review of Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle? I'm not even doing my laundry now, I'm already done with it--stop stop stop--oh my jumpin' I can smell it--the laundry! The stir fry! White Castle has been replaced with stir fry! Why doesn't South Dakota have White Castles? We fit the bill for being poor, don't we?!

Wait, who else lived in a White Castle?

Walt Disney, that You-Know-What hating jerk! Can he really not leave me alone, even in death? Why's he making me do laundry--I don't have a Deadmaus shirt! Oh wait, there it is again! Maus! Maus (ya know? Cuz of the You-Know-What)! I can't believe this guy! And Mugman just TOLERATES this? I can see Cuphead, but MUG MAAAAN?

I hate folding this stupid nonsense! No one sees it anyway! No one asks about my folds! Why do fat people always get asked about THEIR folds?! Why can't we care about all folds--about all Cups--I care about smaller cups than other guys (This is Known (clearlysuperiorKristilakesuperior) and I get those adds! I GET THE ADDS, don't you REALIZE THIS? Disney's obfuscating my microcosm in their macrosystem. They want me 4 J. Cole my clothes. They want me to pretend I'm clever. They want you to think they're clever. And you know what?!?!?!

They'll get what they want.
They'll get what they want.
They'll get what they want.
Left sleeve over right (superior)
Left (clearly) over down nose
Up and around
Around the Clown Town
Into Infinitely the Yawning goes

What's going on (What's goin' on?)?