Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

MEDITATIONS
by Marcus Aurelius
(review by Jhaegar Holdburn)

Wait, isn't this a book...what do you want me to do here?

Uh...it's alright, ya know? I mean, I've read it. It's not Spawn or anything, but it's...a book...actually! Not really--it's more of a journal--a journal he didn't even intend to make--or at least, have people lightyears away read--so I guess it's kinda...kinda...inta...what's the word? A what look into someone's mind?

I don't know, but he sure dumps on people a lot. Like half of the book (journal) is him hating his life and telling himself to be patient with all his coworkers or something, like get a new job, dude. You'd think he be able to...maybe they had a recession, too? He doesn't go into the "economic and social--" --I can't even make the reference, but yeah, it's mostly gloom and doom about how he hates everything around him. You'd think--ya know, you'd really think--that even as Emperor of the Entire Underground Sub-Station that he'd be okay with what he has...or are we just gonna always be pissed?

"Oh, Jimmy John dinked up my sandwich!"

"Oh, Jersey Mike zorked down my jalajalapeno chips!"

Like, get over it. And that's coming from ME!

Sorry, I don't really do books