Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield Team Up To Offer Holy Ears Edibles

In a very savage move, Mike Tyson is offering Holy Ears, edibles in the shape of Evander Holyfield’s ear. When I first heard about it, I rolled from laughing so hard, and then I thought about Holyfield. Turns out he’s involved and he’s making money from it too.

Image getting the two of them together after all these years. In case you don’t know, it was a very famous fight between the two of them. It’s the one where Tyson bit Holyfield’s ear off. Not the whole ear, but he got a good chunk of it.

I can still remember it like it was yesterday. I remember Holyfield pulling away from Tyson and he was acting weird. None of this had registered yet. No one knew why he was acting the way he was until they saw Mike Tyson spit the ear out of his mouth.

That’s when I believe an entire nation was in disbelief. We had no idea what to think or say. It was unimaginable that Tyson had just done that. All these years later, he comes up with an ear edible? That’s just too much. The world keeps spinning with crazy stuff like this going on in it.

I’m glad he pulled Holyfield into it with him. What was that first conversation like?

Mike: Hey I was thinking of selling edibles and the funniest thing I can come up with is they would be in the shape of your ear. What do you think?

Evander: You want to…you want to what?

It’s good to see them together, laughing about something that happened years ago. I don’t remember them laughing then about it. And they’re not only laughing now but banking again on it. I guarantee they sell like hotcakes.

Go, get you some. Only from Mike Tyson 2.0!

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