All I want for Christmas is...

All I want for Christmas is... a portable device that, with one click of a button, will generate selective vibrations or subsonic tones that can separate, lift, and attract every mote of dust in a chosen radius.

Honestly, I just want to clean my apartment without moving a single object. So call me lazy, call me crazy, call me clever, call me whatever you like. Just make the thingamabob and let me know where I can buy it.

Meanwhile, I'll just write a "Strange Speculations" post based on this, upload it on my blog, and not grow guilty glimpsing at all the dust that I have so little time to clean.

Help me, Science, you're my only hope.