Pity the Critter

Okay, so I don't watch a lot of reality TV – or do I? There seems to be so much of it on. Anyway, I watched X-Factor on saturday and wasn't over excited by it. Not sure I get it, really. A few karaoke performances of Queen songs, received with rapturous applause, and, oh yes, the now famous bouncing twins, Jedward.

And now we're in for a jungle treat for the next few weeks, so take a moment to remember the poor 'roaches, spiders, snakes and other assorted forest critters that are going to...