Progress Report, and Today's First Flash

I'm on the last stretch of writing Another 365 Days of Flash Fiction - and aiming to finish it either late today, or mid-tomorrow. I don't know which of those it'll be, but I have 46 pieces of flash to go, which is anywhere between 2,000 and 20,000 words, depending on how short and flashy I keep it. Today's first piece is a little on the long side, coming in at 331 words. Enjoy...but, now, I'm