Hey There You With the Stars in Your Eyes

I received a query letter today from a man who acknowledged that I don’t handle fiction, but wanted to send his novel for my consideration anyway. He had a feeling that I would love it. Most people who send me fiction clearly haven’t bothered to look at the description of my interests on our agency website. At least this guy went to the trouble of ascertaining my preference before not giving a fuck. This is a multiple choice question: why did the man do this?

a) a victim of magical thinking

b) arrogance in the extreme

c) I’m special; the rules don’t apply to me.

d) my mother thinks I’m beautiful and brilliant

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