Why I Have a Crush On You, UPS Man by Alice N. Persons

Why I Have a Crush On You, UPS Man

by Alice N. Persons

published in her book, Don't Be A Stranger

you bring me all the things I order

are never in a bad mood

always have a jaunty wave as you drive away

look good in your brown shorts

we have an ideal uncomplicated relationship

you’re like a cute boyfriend with great legs

who always brings the perfect person

(why, it’s just what I always wanted!)

and then is considerate enough to go away

oh, UPS Man, let’s hop in your clean brown truck and el...