Jaachị for president

Jaachị for president.

Except being good with words
and an unrepentant scribbler of pun, I have absolutely no qualifications,but that never mattered in 2015.

Aye?
The eyes have it!
We’re sick of being led by the blind.

I have no idea nor understand what the job description is, but I’m pretty sure I outsmart the senile pa of Daura in 69 ways.

Neigh?
The nays can’t have it. Enough of the galloping down a steepe of bad of worst.

Blah blah blah… a manifesto?

I am Jaachị. For this is my ...