Little Bunny Cthulhu

As we all dream of a cute and fluffy bunnies delivering baskets of brightly-colored Easter eggs to good little girls and boys, I thought I'd remind everyone of the cute and fluffiness of true EVIL… as presented by Brian Hurtt and myself in 1999 in the pages of Whispers From The Shattered Forum #1. I guess this was one of our first collaborations. Brian's bunny went on to become the mascot of Undaunted Press.

Little Bunny Cthulhu

Little Bunny Cthulhu

sloughing through the forest

grabbing up the mi-go

and gobbling up their heads

And down came Nyralathotep, and he said:

Little Bunny Cthulhu

I don't want to see you

grabbing up the mi-go

and gobbling up their heads.

And now I'll give you three chances, and if you keep it up,

I'll seal you in a tomb!

Little Bunny Cthulhu

kept slithering through the ocean

snatching up the Deep Ones

and gnawing on their heads.

And down came Nyralathotep, and he said:

Little Bunny Cthulhu

I don't want to see you

snatching up the Deep Ones

and gobbling up their heads.

And now I'll give you two chances, and if you keep it up,

I'll seal you in a tomb!

Little Bunny Cthulhu

kept creeping through the Dream Lands

catching all the moon beasts

and slobbering on their heads.

And down came Nyralathotep, and he said:

Little Bunny Cthulhu

I don't want to see you

catching all the moon beasts

and slobbering on their heads.

And now I'll give you one more chance, and if you don't stop,

I'll seal you in a tomb!

Little Bunny Cthulhu

went writhing through old Arkham

enveloping the rat-things

and slurping up their heads.

And down came Nyralathotep, and he said:

Little Bunny Cthulhu

I'm not very proud of you

enveloping the rat-things

and slurping up their heads.

You disobeyed me, so in sunken R'leyh I seal you in a TOMB!